THE DROP STORY
For the sacred loading state between “this should be easy” and “why did it rewrite the auth layer?”
A heavyweight tee for anyone who has watched an agent think long enough to question both the codebase and the nature of work.
Released one phrase at a time, in small numbered runs. When Drop 002 wins the vote, COMBOBULATING retires to the archive.
FABRIC & MAKE
- 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Substantial, structured, real weight in the hand. Not a thin, flimsy tee.
- Garment-dyed. Dyed after it’s sewn, so it feels soft and broken-in from day one, with richer, slightly vintage color and subtle shirt-to-shirt character.
- 100% ring-spun US cotton. Smooth, soft, and built to last wash after wash.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit. True to size, no shrinking surprise. Double-needle stitched, tubular knit with no side seams.
CARE
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron / steam / dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
SIZE GUIDE
Relaxed unisex fit. Between sizes? Size down for a closer fit, or stay true for a roomier, lived-in drape.
SHIPPING
Free shipping worldwide. Because each shirt is printed fresh for you, allow a few business days for production, then delivery is roughly 1–2 weeks in the US and 2–4 weeks internationally. International orders may occasionally incur local import VAT or duties on delivery — those are set by your country, not charged by us.
RETURNS & ISSUES
- ✓ Free shipping worldwide
- ✓ Misprint & damage guarantee
- ✓ A real human answers hello@stillgenerating.com
Every shirt is printed fresh for you in a small run, so we can’t take size swaps or change-of-mind returns — check the size guide first. But if it arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, email hello@stillgenerating.com within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we’ll replace it or refund you. Real problems, real help.
